A mother was working in the
kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train
in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying:

"All of you bastards who want
off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop!
And
all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, Cause we're
going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in &
told her son:

"We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for
TWO HOURS.
When you
come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice
language."
Two hours later, the son came out
of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped & the
mother heard her son say:

"All passengers who are
disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with
you.
We thank
you for traveling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue:

"For
those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand luggage under
your seat.
Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the
child added:

"For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the
kitchen”

ANO ANG DAPAT GAWIN KUNG TINATAMAD KANG MAGTRABAHO ?

Sa buhay empleyado merong dalawang pagpipilian kung tinatamad kang magtrabaho.
A. Una ay umabsent.
1. Kapag umiikot na kaagad sa katawan mo ang katamaran pagkagising pa lang sa umaga ay mag-isip ka na kaagad ng palusot kung bakit ka aabsent. Paalala: dapat ay memoryado mo ang mga dahilang nagamit mo na dati (tip: gumawa ng isang logbook) ng sa gayon ay hindi ka parang sirang plakang nag-uulit lang lagi ng rason ng di pagpasok. Alalahanin na tuso din ang mga bossing.

2. Kapag nakaisip ka na ng magandang dahilan ay agad mag-text o tumawag sa bossing mo, the earlier the better. Kung ayaw mo ng madaming tanong e mag-text ka at kung nais mo namang tumawag ay siguraduhin mong magaling kang umarte kagaya ng kung ikaw ay kunwaring me sakit ay umubo ka ng paunti-unti habang kinakausap ang bossing mo.

3. Matapos mag-text/tumawag ay bumalik sa higaan at magplano ka na ng gusto mong gawin sa buong araw. Malaking posibilidad na magtutulog ka lang buong araw. Sya nga pala, kapag tumawag ang opisina sa kalagitnaan ng araw, laging tandaan ang rasong ginamit (consistent ka dapat), maaari namang i-off mo na lang ang phone mo para hindi ka maistorbo buong araw.
BABALA: Siguraduhing regular ka na sa kumpanyang pinagtratrabahuhan kung ikaw ay mag-aabsent.
B. Pangalawa ay pumasok
Eto ang dapat gawin ng mga empleyado kapag tinatamad magtrabaho pero ayaw umabsent. Ang mga taong ito ay nuknukan ng kapal ng mukha. Ang mga sumusunod na instructions ay napakasimple pero effective. Meron ding oras na nakatakda, magsisismula ng alas ocho ng umaga at magtatapos ng alas singko ng hapon.
1. Pumasok ng sakto sa oras. Huwag kang male-late at huwag ka din namang excited masyado. 8:00

2. Pagdating mo sa opisina ay ilapag mo lang kaagad ang gamit mo sa lamesa at magtungo kaagad sa pantry. Magtimpla ng kape o kung anuman ang iniinom mo pag umaga. Habang nasa loob ay makipag-usap sa mga tao doon, patagalin mo ang usapan (tip: pag-usapan ang mga headline ngayong araw o mga nangyari kahapon sa loob ng opisina). Kung walang tao sa pantry ay mag-yaya ka ng kasama bago pa man pumasok doon. 8:00-8:30

3. Matapos sa pantry ay magtungo na sa lamesa mo dala-dala pa din ang kape, ito ay para hindi ka antukin buong araw. Buksan ang computer. Matapos nito ay buksan ang mailbox mo. Basahin ang mga email...mapabago man o luma. Buksan lahat ng pedeng buksang attachments, makakabuti ito sa pagpapatagal ng oras. O kaya naman ay mag-email ka sa mga kakilala mong matagal mo ng di nakakamusta. Kapag di ka pa nakuntento ay gawing chat ang email (ito ay sa kadahilanang banned na ang halos lahat ng messengers sa mga kompanya...pati google talk di pinalagpas, mga hayop na IT yan). Pano? Mag-email ka sa kakilala mong alam mong merong access sa internet sa mga oras na yon tapos antayin ang reply...wholla! Instant chat session. Sya nga pala, habang ginagawa ang mga nasa taas ay huwag makakalimot inumin ang kape..lalamig ito. 8:30-9:30

4. Matapos ang makabuluhang paggamit ng computer ay magdala ng mga papel-papel at magtungo sa kung saan mo man nais. Mas maganda kung mukha kang aborido hawak ang mga props mo habang papaalis ng lamesa, ito ay para sabihin ng bossing mo sampu ng kasamahan mo sa trabaho na busy ka lagi. Magtungo sa ibang department na me kakilala at makipag-usap ng kung anu-ano. 9:30-10:00

5. Tignan mo nga naman. Alas dies na! Break time na ulit! Pagkatapos mag-lamyerda sa ibang department ay magtungo ulit sa puwesto at ibaba ang mga scratch paper na props. Dalhin ang tasa sa pantry at magtimpla ulit ng panibagong kape, libre ang kape kaya magtimpla ka lang ng magtimpla. Magtungo sa labas kung ikaw ay nag-yoyosi kung di naman ay manatili sa pantry at makipag-usap ka na lang sa mga tao doon. 10:00-10:15

6. Pagkatapos ng break ay bumalik sa lamesa at humarap sa computer (huwag ng magdala ng kape sa lamesa...tama na ang nainom mo, sisikmurain ka na sa sobrang gahaman). Tapos ka na sa mga emails mo, ngayon naman ay mag-internet ka na lang ng kung anik-anik. Pero bago mag-internet ay magbukas ka muna ng office document kahit wala kang balak gawin ang mga ito, makakatulong ang documentong ito mamya. Tapos ay mag-internet ka na. Paalala: dapat ay alerto ka sa mga tao sa paligid mo, kapag alam mong me padating pindutin ang ALT at TAB ng sabay. Ito ay para makapunta sa office document na binuksan mo kanina. Kung mabagal ang iyong reflexes ay dapat mabilis ka sa paggamit ng mouse para ma-click mo agad sa taskbar ung documentong nasabi. Kapag na-master mo na ang technique na ito ay di na mapapansin ng bossing mo na nag-iinternet ka lang sa mga oras na ito. 10:15-12:00

7. Tama na muna ang computer. Lunch break na! Alam mo na ang dapat gawin. 12:00-1:00

8. Pagkatapos kumain ay gawin ulit ang #5. Habang gingawa ito ay maglabas ulit ng mga scratch papers na para bang me hinahanap. Tandaan na dapat seryoso ang mukha mo habang gingawa ang mga ito (tip: ikunot ang noo para makakuha ng mukhang seryoso). 1:00-3:00

9. Break time na ulit. Ang bilis nga naman ng oras. Hala..punta na ulit sa pantry. Maaari ka na ulit mag-kape at makipag-chikahan. 3:00-3:15

10. Bumalik sa lamesa at guluhin ito sa pamamagitan ng paglabas ng sandamakmak na mga papel. Tapos ay gawin ulit and #5. Tignan ang oras sa computer mo. Kung 4:30 na ay simulan mo ng ayusin ang ginulong lamesa. Mag-ayos ayos ka na din ng sarili. Kung kasing kapal ng adobe ang mukha mo ay magtungo ka ulit sa pantry para mag-kape (tandaan na dapat me kasama sa pantry) o kaya naman ay gawin ang #3. Matapos ang lahat ng ito ay umuwi ka na, para mo ng awa...wala ka na ngang silbi ay nangdadamay ka pa ng iba sa katamaran mo. 3:15-5:00
BABALA: Wag mong ipapabasa ito sa bossing mo kung ayaw mong mawalan ka ng trabaho

The Dash Diet

By Michael A. Smith, MD

Hypertension is another name for high blood pressure. Blood pressure is the force exerted on artery walls when the heart is beating and when it is at rest.

The higher number is the "Systolic" pressure and is the pressure exerted on artery walls when the heart is in the contracting phase. The lower number is the "Diastolic" pressure and is the pressure exerted on artery walls when the heart is in the resting phase.

High blood pressure is a silent killer. If left unchecked, it can cause permanent damage, resulting in kidney failure, heart attack or stroke.

Blood pressure is considered high if the upper number (systolic pressure) is above 140 and the bottom number (diastolic pressure) is above 90 and stays there.

Although, many physicians believe these numbers are still too high. Soemthing like 130/80 might be what you need to shoot for in order to lower the risks of hypertension.

There are actually two types of high blood pressure. One is primary and the other is secondary. In secondary high blood pressure, usually something else causing it, like an overactive thyroid gland.

However, most people suffer from primary high blood pressure. The cause for high blood pressure in the primary form cannot be determined, but, while the cause may not be known, the treatment can still be effective.

Basic Rules for Controlling High Blood Pressure

1. Adjust your diet
2. Maintain a healthy weight
3. Exercise
4. Take medications as prescribed

There are also a few dietary interventions to start and help control your blood pressure...

Limit salt
Most medical experts recommend salt-sensitive persons limit salt to 2,000 milligrams per day. Watch out for "hidden" salt, found in butter flavorings, seasonings, tomato sauces, condiments and canned foods. Check with your healthcare practitioner before using a salt substitute.

Limit intake of high-fat foods
Try baking of broiling rather than frying.

Limit alcohol
Over consumption contributes to weakening of the heart muscle and to hypertension.

The Dash Diet

Follow the DASH diet. The Dash diet was designed to prevent high blood pressure, but it's also low in fat. The Dash diet is based on a 2,000-calorie- a-day meal plan. Check with your healthcare practitioner about whether the Dash diet may be the right diet for you.

Here is the Dash Diet...

• Low-fat or fat-free dairy 2-3 Servivings Daily
• Vegetables 4-5 Servings Daily
• Fruits 4-5 Servings Daily
• Grains and grain products 7-8 Servings Daily
• Meat, Poultry and fish 2 Servings Daily
• Nuts, seeds and beans 4-5 Servings per Week
• Fats and oils 2-3 Servings Daily
• Sweets 5 per Week

To Healthy Living!

Michael A. Smith, MD
Chief Medical Consultant
Diet Basics

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The following is common-sense advice from the Public Health Agency of
Canada regarding medical care for people with Influenza-Like Illnesses.


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How to look after someone at home with H1N1 Flu Virus (Human swine
Influenza)


Note: This guidance document is being provided by the Public Health
Agency of Canada in response to the recent outbreak of H1N1 Flu Virus
(human swine Influenza) in Canada. This guidance has been developed to
assist people in caring for someone at home who is recuperating from the
virus. This guidance is based on current available scientific evidence
about this emerging disease, and is subject to review and change as new
information becomes available.
Six Steps to Recovery
1. Protect yourself and others
If possible, have the sick person wear a simple surgical mask1 if you or
someone else is in the same room within 2 metres (6 feet) of him/her. If
the sick person cannot tolerate a mask, encourage the use of a tissue
when coughing or sneezing. If you are going to be within 2 metres (6
feet), you can wear a simple surgical mask and safety glasses2.

Clean your hands often, either soap and water or a hand sanitizer before
and after putting on or taking off a mask, after touching anything that
a sick person has touched (such as dishes, towels, clothes, and trash),
before you eat and before touching your eyes, nose or mouth.

2. Allow the ill person to rest away from others.
Anyone sick with H1N1 Flu Virus (Human Swine Influenza) is estimated to
be contagious for 7 days from the onset of the illness and should stay
at home. They should generally stay at least 2 metres (6 feet) away from
others, preferably in a well-ventilated room of their own. Ill people
need lots of rest; visitors should be few. Phone calls and a few
distractions, like a good book are helpful. Clean the phone or other
surface with a bleach-based cleaner after use by the ill person as the
virus can survive on a hard surface for up to 2 days.

3. Treat the fever and cough
"Coughs and sneezes spread diseases" as the spray has the virus in it.
The ill person should cover the cough with a tissue or his/her arm.
Tissues should be carefully placed in a waste basket and then the hands
cleaned with soap and water or a hand sanitizer. If needed, give a mild
cough suppressant, especially at night to help them sleep. It is not
recommended to give children under 6 years old cough suppressant. Fever
often comes with chills or aches and pains. Acetaminophen or ibuprofen
every 4-6 hours may help to bring down the fever and take away the
aches. Do not give aspirin to children with fever as it has been linked
to Reye's Syndrome, a potentially fatal disease associated with aspirin
consumption by children with viral diseases. A cool face cloth to the
face and neck or over the whole body can help the fever too. If
antiviral medications have been ordered, ensure they get it twice a day.

4. Give lots of fluids, nutritious food and ensure a smoke-free
environment with no one smoking in your home.
This all helps the body recover.

5. Keep the sick person's things separate from others and handle
anything he/she touches with care.
Each sick person should have his/her own towel, face cloth, toothbrush,
etc. that are kept away from those who are well. Wash dishes, dirty
laundry and towels with hot water and soap as soon as you take them out
of the room. Always clean your hands afterwards and avoid touching your
eyes. Line their garbage with a plastic bag, so you don't need to touch
the contents. Ideally, have a garbage bin with a foot pedal, so that you
do not need to touch the garbage to put something in it. You can
disinfect door knobs and light switches with a bleach-based cleaner or
by cleaning them with a mixture that is 1 part bleach and 10 parts
water. Clean the bathroom daily.

6. Be on alert for complications
Following these instructions, most people will begin to feel better
after a few days. However, be on the lookout. Sometimes complications,
such as asthma or pneumonia arise and the ill person may need to have a
health assessment.

Take his/her temperature daily. Here are some signs to look for:

Starts to feel better, then the fever returns Wheezing, shortness of
breath or difficulty breathing, coughing up blood Purple or bluish lip
color Chest pain Hard to wake up, unusually quiet or unresponsive,
strange thoughts or actions New onset of diarrhea, vomiting or abdominal
pain Signs of dehydrations such as dizziness when standing and low urine
production If any of these things occur, call a health care provider for
advice. If the ill person needs to seek medical care, they should wear a
surgical mask if available. This is especially important if the ill
person is using public transportation. Monitor yourself and other family
members for flu symptoms.

Tips on wearing a mask:
Tie the mask securely behind your head, and make sure the mask fully
covers your nose and mouth.
Replace the mask when it becomes wet or damp. A mask only works when it
is dry avoid touching your face while wearing the mask Do not let the
mask hang around your neck.Discard after use Remove the mask by only
touching the straps and place the used mask directly in the garbage.
Wash your hands immediately.


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1 Surgical masks are quite inexpensive and can be purchased at your
local pharmacy. If you do not have a mask, other options such as
covering your nose and mouth with a bandana, could also provide
protection (launder after use). Respirators (such as N95 masks) will not
provide any more protection than surgical masks unless they are properly
fit-tested.