A z w e t h i n k w e i z

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times" - Mark Twain

"Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished."

"Never argue with the fool. People might know the difference."

"Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted."

"Its always darkest before dawn, So if going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."

"I always arrive late at the offfice, but i make up for it by leaving early" - Charles Lamb