A z w e t h i n k w e i z

A mother was working in the
kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train
in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying:

"All of you bastards who want
off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop!
And
all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, Cause we're
going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in &
told her son:

"We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for
TWO HOURS.
When you
come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice
language."
Two hours later, the son came out
of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped & the
mother heard her son say:

"All passengers who are
disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with
you.
We thank
you for traveling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue:

"For
those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand luggage under
your seat.
Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the
child added:

"For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the
kitchen”