A z w e t h i n k w e i z

GLOBALIZATION:


Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the
spelling)

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.





This is sent to you by an African,

using Bill Gates's - (an American)technology

and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese
chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singaporeplant,

transported by Indian

lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexicans

..and now being read by a Filipino who should be working instead!



That, my friend, is Globalization.